Beware!

louixo

Veteran Expediter
Charter Member
BEWARE: Non-Alcoholic Drinkers will be out during the holiday! Please take care of yourself.

A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by dingbats who just drink water, coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, yogurts, and crap like that.

Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents!!
 
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