A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits
down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a
beer.
The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer
to bears in bars in Billings."
The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served
a beer.
The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't
serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."
The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a
beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the
bar."
The bartender then says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to
belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings"
The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised,
eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again
demands a beer.
The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to
belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on
drugs."
The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."
Then the bartender says, "You are now. That was a
barb!tchyouate."
down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a
beer.
The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer
to bears in bars in Billings."
The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served
a beer.
The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't
serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."
The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a
beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the
bar."
The bartender then says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to
belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings"
The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised,
eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again
demands a beer.
The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to
belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on
drugs."
The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."
Then the bartender says, "You are now. That was a
barb!tchyouate."