Barry O passes away and finds himself standing at the "Pearly Gates" where he is met by a man with a long beard.
"Are you Mohammad?" BO asks. "No, I'm Peter. You most go up the "Golden Ladder if you seek Mohammad."
So up he climbs to the next level to be greeted by another man with a long beard. "Are you Mohammad?" asks the prez. "No, I'm Moses." the man replies. "You must go higher up the "Golden Ladder if you seek Mohammed."
So again Barry acends to the next level where again a bearded man is ther to meet him. "Mohammed?" he queris to the bearded man. "No, I'm Jesus. Mohammed is one more level up the "Golden Ladder".
Finally reaching the top Obummer finds himself face to face with a powerfull looking man with a glorious beard. "You must be Mohammed!" BO declares.
In a thundering voice the bearded one replies, "I am the Almighty God. I was just going to have a cup of coffee. Would you like to join me?" "Sure!" Barrack replies.
God claps his hands twice and says "Mohammed, coffee!"
"Are you Mohammad?" BO asks. "No, I'm Peter. You most go up the "Golden Ladder if you seek Mohammad."
So up he climbs to the next level to be greeted by another man with a long beard. "Are you Mohammad?" asks the prez. "No, I'm Moses." the man replies. "You must go higher up the "Golden Ladder if you seek Mohammed."
So again Barry acends to the next level where again a bearded man is ther to meet him. "Mohammed?" he queris to the bearded man. "No, I'm Jesus. Mohammed is one more level up the "Golden Ladder".
Finally reaching the top Obummer finds himself face to face with a powerfull looking man with a glorious beard. "You must be Mohammed!" BO declares.
In a thundering voice the bearded one replies, "I am the Almighty God. I was just going to have a cup of coffee. Would you like to join me?" "Sure!" Barrack replies.
God claps his hands twice and says "Mohammed, coffee!"