1. Thou shalt always fool around on your girlfriend (that way when she
dumps you can always get the last laugh).
2. Thou shalt not do thy girlfriends friends unless you're sure you
can get away with it AND it happens in her bed.
3. Thou shalt never spend more than $100 without first hitting the proverbial home run.
4. Thou shalt never marry the first girl you are intimate with after getting out of
a "slump"
5. Thou shalt never admit to being in a slump, it is always a "lull."
6. Thou shalt always have beer in the fridge.
7. Thou shalt always blow off your girlfriend at least once a month to
get drunk with your buddies.
8. thou shalt never go shopping.
9. Thou shalt always forget to call when performing number 7.
10. Thou shalt never use the phrase "make love" when you are pursuing the obvious.
11. Thou shalt never go on a blind date with someone described as having
"a good personality."
12. Thou shalt never turn down steady action even if you have to discuss possible matrimony or number ten.
13. Thou shalt never eat anything high in fiber or low in cholesterol.
14. Thou shalt never drink non-alcoholic beer.
15. Thou shalt never covet thy neighbor's wife unless she covets back.
16. Thou shalt always leave the seat up.
dumps you can always get the last laugh).
2. Thou shalt not do thy girlfriends friends unless you're sure you
can get away with it AND it happens in her bed.
3. Thou shalt never spend more than $100 without first hitting the proverbial home run.
4. Thou shalt never marry the first girl you are intimate with after getting out of
a "slump"
5. Thou shalt never admit to being in a slump, it is always a "lull."
6. Thou shalt always have beer in the fridge.
7. Thou shalt always blow off your girlfriend at least once a month to
get drunk with your buddies.
8. thou shalt never go shopping.
9. Thou shalt always forget to call when performing number 7.
10. Thou shalt never use the phrase "make love" when you are pursuing the obvious.
11. Thou shalt never go on a blind date with someone described as having
"a good personality."
12. Thou shalt never turn down steady action even if you have to discuss possible matrimony or number ten.
13. Thou shalt never eat anything high in fiber or low in cholesterol.
14. Thou shalt never drink non-alcoholic beer.
15. Thou shalt never covet thy neighbor's wife unless she covets back.
16. Thou shalt always leave the seat up.
