You can learn alot at the movies. Get yourself some popcorn, and pay attention.
Large, loft apartments in New York City are plentiful and affordable, even if the tenants are unemployed.
One of a pair of identical twins is evil.
It doesn't matter if you are greatly outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts. Your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one... dancing around in a threatening manner until you have dispatched their predecessors.
When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible but slightly blue.
If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to be a world-famous expert on nuclear fission, dinosaurs, hieroglyphics, or anything else, at the age of 22.
Honest and hardworking policemen are usually gunned down a day or two before retirement.
During all crime investigations, it is necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
All beds have special L-shaped covers that reach up to the armpits of a woman but only to the waist of the man lying beside her.
All grocery shopping bags contain at least one French bread and one bunch of carrots with leafy tops.
The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No-one will ever think of looking for you in there, and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty.
You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
A man will show no pain while taking the most horrific beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
If staying in a haunted house, women must investigate any strange noises in their most diaphanous underwear, which is what they happened to be wearing when the car broke down.
Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel from time to time.
A police detective can only solve a case after he has been suspended from duty.
If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone around you will be able to mirror all the steps you come up with, and hear the music in your head.
When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
German´s scream when shot. American´s don´t.
If you´re a woman, and want to know if there is a monster in the house the way to find out is to take your clothes off and start running your bath.
The hero can be brutally beaten, and have hickory 4x4´s smashed across his teeth several times, and will not even get a fat lip.
Car chases on city streets, even after several crashes, never cause enough damage to punture the radiator.
All car chases occur in San Francisco or New York, where they have the dumbest most unskilled policemen driving squad cars. They just keep running into each other, and parked cars like Laurel and Hardy. It takes 78 black and whites to catch one bad guy in either city.
All police departments have a personality test that is given to every rookie. The purpose is to match you with a partner who is completely your opposite, so that they hate each other. They will end up saving each others life . If male and female, they will fall in love, and have many babies. If two males, they will end up hugging each other with tears in thier eys, and then throw out a one liner, before going back on the job and saving the city.
Large, loft apartments in New York City are plentiful and affordable, even if the tenants are unemployed.
One of a pair of identical twins is evil.
It doesn't matter if you are greatly outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts. Your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one... dancing around in a threatening manner until you have dispatched their predecessors.
When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible but slightly blue.
If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to be a world-famous expert on nuclear fission, dinosaurs, hieroglyphics, or anything else, at the age of 22.
Honest and hardworking policemen are usually gunned down a day or two before retirement.
During all crime investigations, it is necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
All beds have special L-shaped covers that reach up to the armpits of a woman but only to the waist of the man lying beside her.
All grocery shopping bags contain at least one French bread and one bunch of carrots with leafy tops.
The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No-one will ever think of looking for you in there, and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty.
You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
A man will show no pain while taking the most horrific beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
If staying in a haunted house, women must investigate any strange noises in their most diaphanous underwear, which is what they happened to be wearing when the car broke down.
Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel from time to time.
A police detective can only solve a case after he has been suspended from duty.
If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone around you will be able to mirror all the steps you come up with, and hear the music in your head.
When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
German´s scream when shot. American´s don´t.
If you´re a woman, and want to know if there is a monster in the house the way to find out is to take your clothes off and start running your bath.
The hero can be brutally beaten, and have hickory 4x4´s smashed across his teeth several times, and will not even get a fat lip.
Car chases on city streets, even after several crashes, never cause enough damage to punture the radiator.
All car chases occur in San Francisco or New York, where they have the dumbest most unskilled policemen driving squad cars. They just keep running into each other, and parked cars like Laurel and Hardy. It takes 78 black and whites to catch one bad guy in either city.
All police departments have a personality test that is given to every rookie. The purpose is to match you with a partner who is completely your opposite, so that they hate each other. They will end up saving each others life . If male and female, they will fall in love, and have many babies. If two males, they will end up hugging each other with tears in thier eys, and then throw out a one liner, before going back on the job and saving the city.
