A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and
made it safely to his van.*
However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of
gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an
obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the
paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
(and you thought I didn't have De Gaulle to post this.)
Well, I figured I had nothing Toulouse. If you can`t pee, you Pierre.
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and
made it safely to his van.*
However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of
gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an
obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the
paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
(and you thought I didn't have De Gaulle to post this.)
Well, I figured I had nothing Toulouse. If you can`t pee, you Pierre.
