Are you a Liberal, Conservative or Redneck?

[LDB]

Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do??
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Liberal's Answer

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to discuss it with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus.
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Conservative's Answer

BANG!
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Redneck's Answer

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

click....(sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?"

Son: "Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one?!"

Wife: "You ain't taking that to the taxidermist!"


Leo Bricker, 73's K5LDB, OOIDA 677319
Owner, Panther trucks 5507, 5508, 5509
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[louixo]

Funny one Leo. I clock in as a conservative.

 

[terryandrene]

Bang!

 

[LDB]

My position isn't in there. I trained with a deputy who is a national champion shooter. Two center of mass and one to the head so I'd need 3 bangs.

Leo Bricker, 73's K5LDB, OOIDA 677319
Owner, Panther trucks 5507, 5508, 5509
Highway Watch Participant, Truckerbuddy
EO Forum Moderator
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Support the entire Constitution, not just the parts you like.

 

[highway star]

I'm gonna go with Redneck on this one. I'd want to be REAL sure.

 

[LDB]

I'd go along with you except I'm sticking with my training. That leaves me with plenty of ammo in case some of his friends show up.

Leo Bricker, 73's K5LDB, OOIDA 677319
Owner, Panther trucks 5507, 5508, 5509
Highway Watch Participant, Truckerbuddy
EO Forum Moderator
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Support the entire Constitution, not just the parts you like.

 

[jaminjim]

>I'd go along with you except I'm sticking with my training.
>That leaves me with plenty of ammo in case some of his
>friends show up.

More friends, Thats why you have the MP 9.

 

[outwardbound 2]

take the knife from him shove it where the sun don't shine and save my bullets for something important.

Oh sorry that wasn't one of the choises. So what does that make me?

 

[Pappy]

There's a Red neck on the scene! I'm gonna take his knife away from him and demonstrate to him exactly how it works as I use it to carve him a new poop shute!

Pappy

 

[arkjarhead]

I knew I'd fall under redneck before I read the answers. I am from arkansas and no I don't know or am I any kin to Bill Clinton.