Here is a well thought out 10 point peace plan. The UN ambassador should stand up at the United Nations and read this to the world assemblage.
1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
Milosovich and the rest of those good ol' boys: We will never
"interfere"
again.
2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.
3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will
be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they
are. France would welcome them.
4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would
be
allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide
here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more
cab
drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
don't attend classes, they get a "D" (for "deport") and it's back home
baby.
6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energywise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but
will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The
caribou will have to cope for a while.
7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go
somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
filling
up the storage sites would be enough.)
8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever for seeds, rain,
cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is
stolen
or given to the Army. The people who need it most get very little, if
anything.
9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We
don't
need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would
make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way no one
can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The language we speak is
ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...
Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your poor, your
tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling,
"You want a piece of me?
If you agree with the above forward it to friends.
Amen Brother...
1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
Milosovich and the rest of those good ol' boys: We will never
"interfere"
again.
2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.
3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will
be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they
are. France would welcome them.
4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would
be
allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide
here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more
cab
drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
don't attend classes, they get a "D" (for "deport") and it's back home
baby.
6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energywise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but
will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The
caribou will have to cope for a while.
7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go
somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
filling
up the storage sites would be enough.)
8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever for seeds, rain,
cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is
stolen
or given to the Army. The people who need it most get very little, if
anything.
9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We
don't
need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would
make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way no one
can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The language we speak is
ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...
Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your poor, your
tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling,
"You want a piece of me?
If you agree with the above forward it to friends.
Amen Brother...
