A male fairy tale

louixo

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Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "NO !!!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and made it with skinny long-legged big breasted babes and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard whining and moaning and never paid child support or alimony and did cheerleaders and all his married freinds and and families wives would fix him up al the time and he kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous stinkers and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was cool as cool could be and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end
 
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