A couple of quickies

louixo

Veteran Expediter
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THE TEST

During a visit to a mental institution, I asked the Director,

How do you determine whether or not a patient should be

institutionalized?'

'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer

a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or

her to empty the bathtub.'

'Oh, I understand,' I said. 'A normal person would use the

bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'

'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug.

Do you want a bed near the window?'

A WOMAN`S STORY

One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or complain.
But it was a long time ago, and it was just that one day.
 
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