A Chinese couple got married. They both worked in the same Chinese
restaurant and it was love at first sight.
She was a virgin, and truth be told, he was none too experienced either.
On their wedding night, she cowered naked under the bed sheets as herhusband undressed.
He climbed in next to her and tried to be reassuring.
"My darring" he says. "I know dis yo firs time and you berry frighten. I
pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting -- jus anyting you want. Whatchou want?" he asks, trying to sound experienced. He hoped this would impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence followed as he waited patiently and eagerly for her request. She eventually replied, shyly and unsurely, "I want ......
Numba 69."
Caringly, he thought to himself for a few moments and eventually, in a
puzzled tone, he asked,
"Why you want Beef an broccori NOW?"
restaurant and it was love at first sight.
She was a virgin, and truth be told, he was none too experienced either.
On their wedding night, she cowered naked under the bed sheets as herhusband undressed.
He climbed in next to her and tried to be reassuring.
"My darring" he says. "I know dis yo firs time and you berry frighten. I
pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting -- jus anyting you want. Whatchou want?" he asks, trying to sound experienced. He hoped this would impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence followed as he waited patiently and eagerly for her request. She eventually replied, shyly and unsurely, "I want ......
Numba 69."
Caringly, he thought to himself for a few moments and eventually, in a
puzzled tone, he asked,
"Why you want Beef an broccori NOW?"