A couple were laying in bed after a fantastic love making session. The woman spent the next hour just rubbing the guy, which was something she just loved to do. The guy asks her "Why do you love to rub me so much?" She answers, "Because I miss mine so much".
I TOLD YOU IT WAS A CALIFORNIA LOVE STORY!
I TOLD YOU IT WAS A CALIFORNIA LOVE STORY!
At least I read that BEFORE I had dinner!