2004 Democrat Convention Agenda

[Lawrence]

2004 Democratic Convention Agenda - Boston, MA

6:00 p.m. - Opening flag-burning ceremony
6:05 p.m. - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton
6:30 p.m. - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand
6:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:00 p.m. - Tribute theme to France
7:10 p.m. - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund
7:25 p.m. - Tribute theme to Germany
7:45 p.m. - Anti-war rally (moderated by Michael Moore)
8:25 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:30 pm. - Terrorist appeasement workshop
9:00 p.m. - Multiple gay marriage ceremony
(threesomes, mixed and same sex)
Rep. Barney Frank(D - Mass.), Sponsor

* Intermission *

10:00 p.m. - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins
10:10 p.m. - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss
10:20 p.m. - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:30 p.m. - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.
10:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
10:55 p.m. - Pledge of allegiance to the UN
11:00 p.m. - Maximizing Welfare workshop
11:30 p.m. - 'Free Saddam' pep rally
11:59 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:00 a.m. - Nomination of democratic candidate

Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home from the convention?





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[D Green]

Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home from the convention?

LOL, Lawrence...I'm gonna have to plagarize you...best one-liner I've seen on the Dem convention.

 

[louixo]

Lawrence...funny stuff!....I´m forwarding it....thanks..

 

[Dreamer]

Yep...one more for me to forward...LOL...


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[terryandrene]

> Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home
>from the convention?

The story on Cape Cod is that Ted's mother, Rose Kennedy, had a burial-at-sea...it seems that Ted was driving the hearse