10. Nancy Pelosi is no longer the most powerful Democrat.
9. Living here will now be like living in France, but without the annoying French People.
8. Doing coke and having thugs for friends no longer hurts your resume'.
7. No need to return those tools you borrowed from your neighbor, stealing is ok.
6. Anyone can now apply for the top job anywhere with no qualifications.
5. We will be conveniently fighting terrorists right here at home, instead of way over there in some nasty foreign country.
4. Bumping fists now replaces handshaking.
3. Bankrupting evil businesses now a gov. responsibility. Coal, you're first.
2. It’s not Bush’s fault anymore.
1. Smoking is cool again.
9. Living here will now be like living in France, but without the annoying French People.
8. Doing coke and having thugs for friends no longer hurts your resume'.
7. No need to return those tools you borrowed from your neighbor, stealing is ok.
6. Anyone can now apply for the top job anywhere with no qualifications.
5. We will be conveniently fighting terrorists right here at home, instead of way over there in some nasty foreign country.
4. Bumping fists now replaces handshaking.
3. Bankrupting evil businesses now a gov. responsibility. Coal, you're first.
2. It’s not Bush’s fault anymore.
1. Smoking is cool again.
