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    Garden Variety Arachnophobia

    In my front yard hanging over the walkway from the front door to the driveway. That spider is about 3 inches long. And it's hanging right about eye level. It's an Orb Weaver.
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    How Easily a Virus Can Spread

    This video is from an old Mythbusters episode. This segment is one of the most eye-opening and disgusting things I've ever seen. I should have posted this a year ago, but I got distracted and forgot all about the episode. Every time I let a receiver use my pen, as soon as I get back in the van...
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    Leave Me Alone!!!

    Seagull vs Beluga whale
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    Browns or Bengals Fan?

    Along with anxiety, depression, Asperger’s Disorder, Autism Spectrum Disorder, Lupus, AIDS/HIV, Opioid use disorder, PTSD, Stage 4 breast, lung and lymph nodes cancer, being a Browns or Bengals fan was listed as one of the conditions submitted to the State Medical Board of Ohio during the...
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    Tiger Truck Stop - Don't do this

    The Tiger Truck Stop on I-10 in Grosse Tete, Louisiana used to have a tiger there, in the petting zoo. Couldn't pet the tiger, but pretty much everything else was fine. A woman from Florida was visiting and did not have her deaf dog on a leash. The dog went into the camel enclosure and was...
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    Ancestry DNA

    Seriously, don't ask the question if you don't want to hear the answer. Euro clothes, Mia Farrow hairstyle, New Kids on the Block hat, French nails, she's so excited, and then.... This is why identity politics is so toxic. You just worry about being you.
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    Abcde Redford

    A Texas woman is just spittin' bubbles mad at a Southwest Airlines ticket agent who laughed out loud, fell in the floor and rolled around, peed in her pantsuit, then took a picture of the boarding pass and posted it to the Internet, and then kept on laughing. Southwest issued an apology, but...
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    New UPS Delivery Vans

    Obviously, designed by Pixar.
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    I'm a Moth

    Guy goes into a dentist's office. The dentist says, "How can I help you?" The guy says, "I'm a moth." The dentist says, "Excuse me?" The guy says, "I'm a moth." The dentist says, "I think maybe you should be seeing a psychiatrist, not a dentist." The guy says, "I saw a psychiatrist." The...
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    Stephen Hawking 1/8/42 - 3/14/18

    Stephen Hawking has died at 76 years old. And that makes me sad. "Life would be tragic if it weren't funny."
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    Oh, yeah, you're getting old.

    ABBA then and now. ABBA celebrated the 50th anniversary of their founding by an impromptu performance onstage together for the first time in 30 years.
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