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Please! No speculation or opinions, as I have plenty of those. But I want to try and find the real truth or reason for what I am about to ask. You may coment after we find the answer to my question. And the question or curiosty is: While driving through various areas in Texas (mainly rural...

A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy hot shot lawyer was questioning Clyde. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" asked the lawyer. Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite cow...

A couple who are older and in their empty nest years had always talked about sex as "doing the laundry" when they were raising their children. So it didn't change once the kids were gone. Ole man comes in the kitchen where wife was washing dishes and asks, We gonna do laundry tonight, honey...

A man comes to work on Monday morning and has two black eyes. Fellow worker asks, How did you get those black eyes? Man says, I got them in church yesterday. Fellow worker says, How in the world did that happen? Man explained, When we stood up to sing the invitation song, I noticed the lady's...

This day is right up there with my favorite days of the year. In fact, I am writing Obama to see if he will consider making it a national holiday. Expediters will probably not get to take it off, but don't you know federal employees would appreciate another holiday for them?