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    Too Funny!

    I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and gave the woman the finger...
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    What to Wear

    What to wear when your wife has chores for you to do....:eek:
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    How did you quit?

    Now that the taxes on cigarettes have climbed into the stratosphere I am again thinking about quitting. I have tried in the past, the longest time being 4 weeks, and just didn't have enough willpower to stay off them. I keep thinking about the taxes and it irritates me to no end that the...
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    Trucking Duck

    Trucking Duck :D
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    Expediters Life

    At times does the Expediters life feel like this? YouTube - Amazing Juggling Finale
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    Beware of the DogHouse

    Just a warning for the male expediters out there ;) Beware of the DogHouse
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    Tools (for the men)

    DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted vertical stabilizer which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing...
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    Corona California Campground

    We delivered this morning and don't pick up our next load until Monday so we started looking for a campground. We discovered Glen Ivy RV Park We called this morning, and they asked to see our vehicle before committing to allowing us to stay. That was no problem because the campground was right...
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    A carrot, an egg, and a coffee bean

    A carrot, an egg, and a coffee bean A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up. She was tired of fighting and struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved, a new...
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    Extreme Instability

    Stumbled across this site...totally cool! Extreme Instability
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    Sad News

    We learned today that the world lost another fine young man. If you ever go to the trucking site Layover, then you will know the name "Fozzy". He and Ang lost their son to a roadside bomb in Iraq. We had the pleasure of meeting this young man a few years ago at the Dallas Truckshow and he...
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    How to Call the Police

    HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE. George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his Wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which She could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the...
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    Police Humor

    WYOMING STATE POLICE In most of the northern states, there is a policy of checking on any stalled vehicle on the highway when the temperatures drop down to the single digits or below. About 3 a.m. one very cold morning in March , a state police officer responded to a call: there was a car...
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    Too Funny

    An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried. The dispatcher said, "Stay calm...
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