THE EXPEDITOR SONG
(Sung to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillys)
LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY BOUT A FAST EXPEDITOR
FLYIN DOWN THE ROAD LIKE A TOP GUN FIGHTER
WEAVING THROUGH TRAFFIC AND DODGING BIG TRUCKS
KNOWING THAT FAST FOOD IS TEARING UP YOUR GUTS
HAULING FREIGHT, NEVER LATE
BROKER...