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A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large Garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag." "Really? Oh darn...

Blessing at the Nascar race.

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was > really angry. She told him 'Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in > the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds, AND IT > BETTER BE THERE!!' > > The next morning Bob got up early and left for work. When...

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I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager...

[img src="http://www.emotipad.com/newemoticons/Hello.gif"] http://thebozo.com/ Of all the things I've lost in my life, I think I miss my mind the most!!

[img src="http://www.emotipad.com/newemoticons/Hello.gif"] Has anybody here seen JuJu She's an old buddy of mine She used to be here She was so sweet and dear But not for a long long time. Of all the things I've lost in my life, I think I miss my mind the most!!

[img src="http://www.emotipad.com/newemoticons/Hello.gif"] THE FUNERAL . . . A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet...

[img src="http://www.emotipad.com/newemoticons/Hello.gif"] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- >On a tour of Oregon, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the >mountains for some sight seeing. He was cruising along the >campground...

Texas Mating Spiders A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those...

I'm concerned about your sex...er.......your gender. Your profile has you listed as male. What's up with that?? DD Of all the things I've lost in my life, I think I miss my mind the most!!

I'm so glad we don't have any of these problems on our EO forums!! WAY TO GO GUYS AND GALS!!!!!! Trolls and other nasty creatures I have observed that many forums have been invaded by trolls,ogres,slime-nits and forum goblins. Trolls are those that drop in on a forum under different...

A little humor... A lesson in Posting: How many group posters does it take to change a light bulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed...

Gentlemen, Carry on. Of all the things I've lost in my life, I think I miss my mind the most!!

Great Quotes by Great Ladies! Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened? -Cora Harvey Armstrong- ++++++++++++++++++++++++ The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen Hayes (at 73)- ++++++++++++++++++++++++ I refuse to think of them...

Local news tonight is reporting that a truck driver went into a weight station on I-76, just down the road from us and refused to show them his paperwork or reveal what he was hauling. He took off and they chased him up I-71 and caught up with him on rt18 in Medina when they shot his tires out...

Good News!!!! We'll have a place to park when we get there!! DD :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D