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A kid in Arizona wrote the attached NEW School prayer. Now I sit me down in school Where praying is against the rule For this great nation under God Finds mention of Him very odd. If...

Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower - Cooter, Pete and KC. As they start their descent Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Pete says, "Well, #####, someone should go and tell his wife." KC says, "OK, I'm pretty...

Thou shalt practice good personal hygiene on a daily basis, and not forget to use deodorant, toothpaste, and how to scrape thy face, or trim thy locks.

Thou shalt do no good, and therefore suffer no ingratitude from thy fellow man (or woman).

Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax...

Social Tips For Rednecks 1. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 2. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church. 3. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets. 4. Even if your certain that you're included in the will, it's rude to drive a U-Haul...

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Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack. 1960 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack. 2006 - School goes into lockdown, FBI and Swat team called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again...

1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence. 2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, CA...

Right on Terry! I´ve always counseled those that approach me, that you can make an above average comfortable living if you have the money management skills. You can pretty much live where you wish as a trucker, though in expediting you´d be wise to base yourself on the east coast somewhere...

My new years reloution is to not make any new years resolution that I will not keep, and thereby feel guilty and beat myself up, because I let myself down. So, after all these years, I think I´ll give myself a break, and my new years resolution will be to spoil myself more. I like that idea. In...

I think your searching for an answer. Keep looking...you´ll find it. I think your post is out of touch with reality.

RE: YOU HAVE TO QUIT EXPEDITING - WHAT WILL YOU DO I´d go into some other type of trucking or find something that I liked doing, or I´d just retire and I´d spend most of my time someplace warm all year round.

There IS a driver shortage, which is the reason it´s so easy to switch carriers. It all got lost in deregulation, and now any startup company, can get in there and claw it out with the big boys. In one way it´s a testament to free enterprise. Nobody owes you a free lunch and a secure ride...

Ok all you poets out there, let´s see if you can think up one as you drive along. Any topic will do, so get those brains to working and see what yuo can originate. Here´s mine. As I sit here and idly chatter: I´m so happy I couldn´t be gladder: In fact I´m so pleased: That my bowels just...

I love my job!!! This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on off-shore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister...

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An attorney got home late one evening, after a very taxing day trying to get a stay of execution for client, James Wright, who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last-minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he...

(not to be read by any children under 10) A recent scientific inquiry into Santa Claus revealed the following. 1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not...